Monday, February 14, 2011

Dear My Love.

Dear (Yet to be come) My Love,

Where ever you are on this planet, I wish you a very Happy Valentine Day
and I hope you will celebrate this day in a same manner as I am
celebrating it from the past 26 years.
To be a lil bit more romantic, every year is a valentine year, every
month is a valentine month, every day is a valentine day and every hour
is a valentine hour (skipping minutes,seconds and nano seconds) but
let's stick to this single day to celebrate it with whole world.

I hope we will meet soon (although 26 years have passed in waiting) and
make a gr8 pair to remove the tag "Single" from our social public profiles.

Till then buy yourself a good dinner, a bunch of flowers, a good gift
and enjoy this full of love day.

Your's Eagerly and Desperately Waiting.
Ankit

Sunday, December 26, 2010

शेरिंग ऑटो का सफ़र

*** मैं करीब तीन साल तीन महीने बाद शेरिंग ऑटो में बेठा तो इनमे  बिताये पुराने सफ़र के कुछ अनुभव याद आ गए जिनको मैं नीचे लिख रहा हूँ.***
 
शेरिंग ऑटो का सफ़र,
छोड़ता हर किसी के मन पे अपना असर.
 
इसके  सफ़र का अनुभव,
हे अपने आप में एक अनोखा अनुभव.
 
इसमें बेठ कर मज़ा आता हें खाने में हवा,
पर जब ड्राईवर पीछे खड़े होने को कह दे तो हो जाती हें ख़राब हवा.
 
इस ऑटो में सफ़र की क्या बात हो,
जब हिमेश रेशमियां के गानों के साथ आपके सफ़र की शुरुवात हो.
 
ऑटो एक पहिये पे चार लोग आधारित हैं,
तभी तो कुल मिलकर तीन पहियों पे बारह लोग सवार हैं.
 
अपना हाथ दिखायें ऑटो ज़रूर रुक जायेगा,
जगह हो या न हो पर आपको ज़रूर ले जायेगा.
 
ऑटो में ठूंस ठूंस कर बेठ्तें हें सब,
फिर भी मोबाइल फ़ोन जेब से निकलने की जद्दो जेहत करते हें सब.
 
कहीं बच्चों की चिल्लम चिल्ली,
तो कहीं ट्राफ्फिक के होर्न की पी पाँ पीपी.
 
कहीं नैन मटक्का,
तो कभी  बगल में बेठे पेसेंज़र से धक्का.
 
कहीं इंडियन पोलिटिक्स / क्रिकेट टीम पे फंडे ,
तो कभी ऑटो रिकक्षा ड्राईवर से पैसो को लेकर पंगे.
 
कभी बगल से जा रही गाडी से ड्राईवर को गाली,
तो कभी सबसे पीछे बेठे पस्सेंगेर ने को ऑटो रोकने के लिए तीन चार बार आवाज़ मारी.
 
कभी सामने वाले के पेरों में अपने पेर फसां कर बेठना,
तो कभी किसी आंटी का ज़बरदस्ती अपने बच्चे को आपके पेरों पे बिठाना.
 
यह ड्राईवर भी अजीब कमाल करते हैं,
सीट खाली  हो तो आपको पीछे बिठाते हैं और अगर कोई मैडम आ जाये तो आपको आगे आधा बहार और आधा अन्दर बेठने को बुलाते हैं.
 
ड्राईवर का बोलने का मिजाज़ भी अलग हे,
हमको भैया और लड़की को मैडम का अंदाज़ ही अलग हैं.
 
हमने क्या इज्ज़त कहीं बेच खायी हें,
क्या सिर्फ लड़कियों ने ही ऑटो में इज्ज़त पायी हें.
 
भैया तो बात ऐसी हें,
इन शेरिंग ऑटो में सफ़र करना हें निराला,
आपको जल्दी न हो तो टाइम पास करने को इसमें ज़रूर जाना.
नोट: ऊपर लिखी पंक्तियों को हिंदी में लिखने के लिए गूगल transliteration का प्रयोग किया गया हें.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Things With in us

Hey Guys! Below I am putting some points which are with in all of us. I was observing these points or situations from quite a long time and I feel below mentioned points are applicable for both M and F so here they are:-

- Night club/disc me party karna aur subah uth kar hangover chai pee kar utarna.

- Public transport me thodi aged ladies aas pass ho to apni seat pe beth kar sone ka natak
karna.

- Daaru pee kar sabko apna bhai banana aur saare daring waale cheeze karna.

- Kisi khoobsurat ladki/ladke ko ek tak takna aur jab wo ek baar galti se hume dekh le to use
attitude dikhana.

- Apne parents k per (feets) na chue but jab kisi dost k parents aa jaye to sabse pehle aage badhkar unke per (feets) choona.

- Kisi ladki/ladka se apne crush ka ya pyar ka izhaar na karna aur apne aap ko FOSLA group me shaamil karna.

- Jab apne kisi dost ko koi particular cheez na mile to use yeh kar dilasa dena "Chodna yaar,
wo cheez tere liye thi nahin....tu is se acchi cheez deserve karta he" aur jab koi cheez khud ko na mile to mann hi mann us cheez k liye tadapna.

- Apne gang me hamesha kisi ek dost ki lena aur agar us dost ko koi problem ho jaye to us
problem ko solve karne me apni jee jaan ek kar dena.

- Dhabe pe beth kar child labour pe discussion karna aur tabhi saath me kehna "Oye chotu, 4
chai de de yaar".

- Indian cricket team match haar jaye to poori Indian cricket team to goli se udaane ki baat
karna lekin jab team match jeet jaye to unhi k liye pagalo ki tarah sadak pe naachna.

- Paani hamesha direct bottle se peena aur kehna "Yaar jo maza paani bottle se direct peene me
aata he wo maza glass se peene me kahan."

- Apni girlfriend se jayada apni bike ko pyaar karna.

- Apne favourite Actor ki picture lagi ho to Multiplex me baar baar band darwaze ki taraf dekhna aur uske khoolne ka intezaar karna.

- Traffic police waalon ko hamesha gaaliyan dena aur jab khud pakde jaaye to unhe Sir Sir bol
ke izzat dena aur rishwat dena.

- Apna koi dost jab chod kar jaa raha ho to use Good Bye ya Have a safe journey na kehna balki
use kehna "Beta tu nikal le ab yahan se...aur rukega to pitega aur phir yahi rahega".

- Hostel me ghoom ghoom kar Hero banke sabko koi subject padhana aur phir usi subject me khud back pana.

- Group me beth kar kisi ladki/ladke k baare me discussion karna aur wohi ladki/ladka apne
group k kisi ek memeber se baat kar le to phir us group member ki m** be**n ek karna.

- Apne desh me hote hue bhi Aapas me English me baat karna (although I am also writing it in English :)).

- Hamesha cool banna lekin jab ladai ho ya Gussa aaye to Jangal k sher ki tarah dahadna.

- Kisi ek lane me traffic jam lag jaye to bina soche samjhe sabko smartness dikhate hue wrong side me ghoos jana.

I believe there are plenty of such more points which can be metioned here. I hope you must have came across in your life with above mentioned points.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Anything (Kuch Bhi)

Some times English word “Anything” becomes most confusing specially when you ask your friend or partner about some thing and they just reply anything which is most annoying answer at that time.

Some of the such situations are:

Restaurant:What should we have for dinner?

Anything (Kuch Bhi) .

Deserts:Which Ice cream do you want to have?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

Relation:We are going first time to his house, what should we take for him?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

Shopping:Which type of jeans do you prefer to wear, Straight fit, narrow fit,Low waist?

Anything (Kuch Bhi). No particular type.

Television:Do you want to watch any specific channel?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

Cake Shop: Which one you want to have?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

 

and the worst situation comes when this word anytime get transformed in to anywhere and anytime like:-

Where we should go to have fun?

Anywhere (Kahin bhi).

Okay, but at what time?

Anytime (Kisi bhi time).

We can see such more examples from daily life. At that time you may get annoyed but later on when we think about it than we realize that these words comes out when the person who is asked some thing himself is not so sure or don’t know about the things. At that time these words comes like Anything. :)

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Happy Independence Day

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Let's remember the sacrifice given by great people who brought this independence to us, Let's start giving value to that sacrifice and Let's make India to that India which our great leaders has dreamed.

Happy Independence Day.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

On My 26th Birthday..

  • The day was Monday and it was not a regular Monday. It was a Holy Monday which is devoted to Lord Shiva and Parvati (Savan ka Somwar).
  • Sun was shining high with cool breeze, the day was good.
  • I completed my 26 years of life.
  • Got Birthday Bumps from friends.
  • I had a very delicious Fruit cake and French White Wine.
  • Got Telephonic calls from some unexpected and did  not get call from some expected.
  • Got The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown as my birth day gift from my Bro.
  • Got 62 Birth day wishing posts on my social networking pages.
  • Got Birthday wishing sms from my cell phone service provider, from the store where I usually do shopping, from one of the IT MNC where I have registered my self, From a restaurant. (I think they all are following CRM policies).
  • I was missing mysteriously for 2.5 hrs.
  • I was missing some of my friends who are no longer near by me.
  • I was thinking about the life of past 26 years and the life of next 26 years.
  • I was thinking about some of the responsibilities which may come to my shoulders in a year or two.
  • I was thinking about the one who is still hidden from me in some part of this small world.
  • I was trying to figure out what I have become in these 26 years.
  • I enjoyed dinner with friends and a movie SALT (which was pathetic).

I was thinking too much…

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Check out Staff--COS

***Disclaimer: Some content of this post is referred from Internet so it might be possible that you have already read few lines written below.***

Big Bazaar and other Super Stores (SupSto) have provided a new way of shopping which provide comfortable shopping to shoppers. All the items are exposed and arranged in racks/open shelves so that shopper does not have to ask for any help and they can pick whatever they want.

Notice anything the last time you went to the supermarket? An irritatingly long queue, perhaps? Or a mispriced product? But what about the woman or man - at the checkout counter, performing one of the most thankless tasks in modern society? Did you return him/her greeting or ignore him/her as you hurried to put away the debit card and pick the shopping which is made into pack by a assistant at check out counter? Few would blame you if you did. After all, how many of us bother to pay attention to the silent underclass scanning bar codes for low pay and little thanks?

They used to say “Good Morning or Thank you and have a nice day” 250 times a day (approximately); few shoppers bothered to reply.

They would scan up to 21,000 products a week, lift 800kg an hour and ask customers for Cash or card 200 times a day for payment. They have to scan 17 items per minute (IPM). 'If they don't maintain their IPM then Store Manager will find it out.

All their actions are accountable; CCTV, electronic monitoring, assessments, clocking in and out, customer and colleague feedback. With cameras in every nook and cranny, there is no escape for them. Even customers are watched through one sided mirrors as a surveillance to avoid thieving and pick pocketing.

The interesting thing in a SupSto is view of every customer's shopping cart or basket which is a privileged intrusion into their lives, and it quickly lends itself to the worst kind of cod psychology. For example:-

1. Take the single woman in her 30s buying the few carrot, 4 onions, one pack of small bread, one milk packet and single 100 grams of butter so here we can already see her night in with dinner-for-one followed by vegetable sandwich with tea or coffee or her breakfast with the same dish.

2. A totally exhausted man with the heavy bags under his eyes quietly purchasing Lactose, nappies and Juices for the new baby and mother at home.

3. The lonely middle-aged people with very few items, who gets through them in their entire day.

4. Two boys or girls with Shopping cart full of items would be bachelors residing with other room mates and who collect food items on weekend for the month or for the coming week.

For the elderly in particular, the supermarket illustrates just what a big challenge modern life is becoming to them. They struggle with the credit card pin pad and forget their numbers. Often, as they try for the second or third time, their hands tremble with nerves. (In those moments, I wish if SupSto could accept cheques).None of them comes in at the weekends because the scale of the supermarket, the overwhelming choice and the crowds make it too frightening a place for them. They hate trying to pack their goods up into bags, knowing that the people queuing behind them are cursing them for being slower.
There are a lot of health problems in this job - tendonitis, lumbago, that sort of thing. There is a lot of depression as well because you're completely ignored by everyone: by your managers and by the customers. After a while you become convinced that you're less than nothing. The worst thing happens to them when one of the parents scolds their child to complete their homework otherwise they will turn up like a check out staff.

There were the shoppers:-

  1. Who sneakily took 11 or 12 products to the ten-items-or-fewer express checkout (some times I also do that).
  2. Then there were those who left empty trolleys by the counter to book a place at the front of the queue; who tried to get out with CDs hidden in their boxes of Camembert.
  3. Then there were those who arrived ten minutes after the store had closed; or who vented their anger on COS because they thought - mistakenly - that COS was overcharging them; or who ignored them as they marched past the check out counter while talking on their mobile phones.
  4. There were also some impatient men waiting in line shouts from the back of the queue: 'I only stood here because I thought it would be quicker’ and due to his impatience he throws down his basket and storms off. (Well, I am not exactly one of them but once upon a time, I put my basket aside and stormed off when I found that there is a long queue on express counter).
  5. Then there were those who scold COS about charging over price on an item and threatening them to Sue this SupSto in Consumer Court, they do not see that some body has mistakenly entered the wrong price of that product in the centralized database and COS has authority to correct the bill.

Some people behave in a supermarket as though they were in their living room. “It's quite amazing.” some customers unashamedly, in front of every one, finished the sandwiches/chocolates that they had taken off the shelves; others downed bottles of juice and cola in a nook of the store. A few even managed to have sex in the aisles. (Only seen in the SupSto out of India).

When you come out of the SupSto it feels like winning a battle especially on weekends. We feel good that we saved some money and shopped good items at cheaper price but we overlooked the fact that how much energy we have lost, how frustrated we were inside (even in air cooled SupSto) and how confused we were in picking up items from the store which actually results in unwanted items and more Rupees out of your wallet.

Next time you go to a SupSto please greet the COS, they are human too and if they don’t greet you then please don’t be rude on them.