Sunday, October 31, 2010

Things With in us

Hey Guys! Below I am putting some points which are with in all of us. I was observing these points or situations from quite a long time and I feel below mentioned points are applicable for both M and F so here they are:-

- Night club/disc me party karna aur subah uth kar hangover chai pee kar utarna.

- Public transport me thodi aged ladies aas pass ho to apni seat pe beth kar sone ka natak
karna.

- Daaru pee kar sabko apna bhai banana aur saare daring waale cheeze karna.

- Kisi khoobsurat ladki/ladke ko ek tak takna aur jab wo ek baar galti se hume dekh le to use
attitude dikhana.

- Apne parents k per (feets) na chue but jab kisi dost k parents aa jaye to sabse pehle aage badhkar unke per (feets) choona.

- Kisi ladki/ladka se apne crush ka ya pyar ka izhaar na karna aur apne aap ko FOSLA group me shaamil karna.

- Jab apne kisi dost ko koi particular cheez na mile to use yeh kar dilasa dena "Chodna yaar,
wo cheez tere liye thi nahin....tu is se acchi cheez deserve karta he" aur jab koi cheez khud ko na mile to mann hi mann us cheez k liye tadapna.

- Apne gang me hamesha kisi ek dost ki lena aur agar us dost ko koi problem ho jaye to us
problem ko solve karne me apni jee jaan ek kar dena.

- Dhabe pe beth kar child labour pe discussion karna aur tabhi saath me kehna "Oye chotu, 4
chai de de yaar".

- Indian cricket team match haar jaye to poori Indian cricket team to goli se udaane ki baat
karna lekin jab team match jeet jaye to unhi k liye pagalo ki tarah sadak pe naachna.

- Paani hamesha direct bottle se peena aur kehna "Yaar jo maza paani bottle se direct peene me
aata he wo maza glass se peene me kahan."

- Apni girlfriend se jayada apni bike ko pyaar karna.

- Apne favourite Actor ki picture lagi ho to Multiplex me baar baar band darwaze ki taraf dekhna aur uske khoolne ka intezaar karna.

- Traffic police waalon ko hamesha gaaliyan dena aur jab khud pakde jaaye to unhe Sir Sir bol
ke izzat dena aur rishwat dena.

- Apna koi dost jab chod kar jaa raha ho to use Good Bye ya Have a safe journey na kehna balki
use kehna "Beta tu nikal le ab yahan se...aur rukega to pitega aur phir yahi rahega".

- Hostel me ghoom ghoom kar Hero banke sabko koi subject padhana aur phir usi subject me khud back pana.

- Group me beth kar kisi ladki/ladke k baare me discussion karna aur wohi ladki/ladka apne
group k kisi ek memeber se baat kar le to phir us group member ki m** be**n ek karna.

- Apne desh me hote hue bhi Aapas me English me baat karna (although I am also writing it in English :)).

- Hamesha cool banna lekin jab ladai ho ya Gussa aaye to Jangal k sher ki tarah dahadna.

- Kisi ek lane me traffic jam lag jaye to bina soche samjhe sabko smartness dikhate hue wrong side me ghoos jana.

I believe there are plenty of such more points which can be metioned here. I hope you must have came across in your life with above mentioned points.