Addiction.

This morninn I was thinking about it and asking myself, what is Addiction? and that moment the Pantry boy of my office came and placed a cuppa tea on my desk. I was looking at this cuppa tea whether I should take it or not, suddenly, I felt that my heart and my brain are talking to each other and saying some thing to me.The conversation as follows:-

 

Heart: take it.

Brain: Don't take it, you already had two since morning and this'll  be your third.

Heart: C'mon dude! grab that nicotine liquid before it cools down.

Brain: Heart, why are you forcing him to take that, it'll harm you.

Heart: Dear Brain, I am insisting him to take it because it'll make you feel relax. You are the master of the body after all, you need to work so hard for every part of the body.

Brain: Nice to know that you care for me but if m the master then you should listen to me.

Heart: Don't you worry Boss, I'll make a situation in which this body will do some work out and that hazardous nicotine will get digest.

Brain: Are you sure about creating such situation?? I have not seen a situation up till now where I need to send a signal to this body to do workout.Ultimately, I need to take care of all mangled things in night when this lazy, careless body is sleeping.

Heart: Boss, you crib so much...don't you.....c'mon grow up....trust me... send signal to hand to grab that cuppa tea.

 

and I grabbed that tea and gulped it.So, I feel that addiction is something which your heart always ask you to do again and again being it  for tea/coffee, cigarette, alcohol and..............love.

Technically, our Brain is controlling us but logically our heart is controlling our brain and supersedes it sometime (may be all the time).

 

PS: Yes, I am addicted to Tea.

Dear My Love.

Dear (Yet to be come) My Love,

Where ever you are on this planet, I wish you a very Happy Valentine Day
and I hope you will celebrate this day in a same manner as I am
celebrating it from the past 26 years.
To be a lil bit more romantic, every year is a valentine year, every
month is a valentine month, every day is a valentine day and every hour
is a valentine hour (skipping minutes,seconds and nano seconds) but
let's stick to this single day to celebrate it with whole world.

I hope we will meet soon (although 26 years have passed in waiting) and
make a gr8 pair to remove the tag "Single" from our social public profiles.

Till then buy yourself a good dinner, a bunch of flowers, a good gift
and enjoy this full of love day.

Your's Eagerly and Desperately Waiting.
Ankit

शेरिंग ऑटो का सफ़र

*** मैं करीब तीन साल तीन महीने बाद शेरिंग ऑटो में बेठा तो इनमे  बिताये पुराने सफ़र के कुछ अनुभव याद आ गए जिनको मैं नीचे लिख रहा हूँ.***

 

शेरिंग ऑटो का सफ़र,

छोड़ता हर किसी के मन पे अपना असर.

 

इसके  सफ़र का अनुभव,

हे अपने आप में एक अनोखा अनुभव.

 

इसमें बेठ कर मज़ा आता हें खाने में हवा,

पर जब ड्राईवर पीछे खड़े होने को कह दे तो हो जाती हें ख़राब हवा.

 

इस ऑटो में सफ़र की क्या बात हो,

जब हिमेश रेशमियां के गानों के साथ आपके सफ़र की शुरुवात हो.

 

ऑटो एक पहिये पे चार लोग आधारित हैं,

तभी तो कुल मिलकर तीन पहियों पे बारह लोग सवार हैं.

 

अपना हाथ दिखायें ऑटो ज़रूर रुक जायेगा,

जगह हो या न हो पर आपको ज़रूर ले जायेगा.

 

ऑटो में ठूंस ठूंस कर बेठ्तें हें सब,

फिर भी मोबाइल फ़ोन जेब से निकलने की जद्दो जेहत करते हें सब.

 

कहीं बच्चों की चिल्लम चिल्ली,

तो कहीं ट्राफ्फिक के होर्न की पी पाँ पीपी.

 

कहीं नैन मटक्का,

तो कभी  बगल में बेठे पेसेंज़र से धक्का.

 

कहीं इंडियन पोलिटिक्स / क्रिकेट टीम पे फंडे ,

तो कभी ऑटो रिकक्षा ड्राईवर से पैसो को लेकर पंगे.

 

कभी बगल से जा रही गाडी से ड्राईवर को गाली,

तो कभी सबसे पीछे बेठे पस्सेंगेर ने को ऑटो रोकने के लिए तीन चार बार आवाज़ मारी.

 

कभी सामने वाले के पेरों में अपने पेर फसां कर बेठना,

तो कभी किसी आंटी का ज़बरदस्ती अपने बच्चे को आपके पेरों पे बिठाना.

 

यह ड्राईवर भी अजीब कमाल करते हैं,

सीट खाली  हो तो आपको पीछे बिठाते हैं और अगर कोई मैडम आ जाये तो आपको आगे आधा बहार और आधा अन्दर बेठने को बुलाते हैं.

 

ड्राईवर का बोलने का मिजाज़ भी अलग हे,

हमको भैया और लड़की को मैडम का अंदाज़ ही अलग हैं.

 

हमने क्या इज्ज़त कहीं बेच खायी हें,

क्या सिर्फ लड़कियों ने ही ऑटो में इज्ज़त पायी हें.

 

भैया तो बात ऐसी हें,

इन शेरिंग ऑटो में सफ़र करना हें निराला,

आपको जल्दी न हो तो टाइम पास करने को इसमें ज़रूर जाना.

नोट: ऊपर लिखी पंक्तियों को हिंदी में लिखने के लिए गूगल transliteration का प्रयोग किया गया हें.

Things With in us

Hey Guys! Below I am putting some points which are with in all of us. I was observing these points or situations from quite a long time and I feel below mentioned points are applicable for both M and F so here they are:-

- Night club/disc me party karna aur subah uth kar hangover chai pee kar utarna.

- Public transport me thodi aged ladies aas pass ho to apni seat pe beth kar sone ka natak
karna.

- Daaru pee kar sabko apna bhai banana aur saare daring waale cheeze karna.

- Kisi khoobsurat ladki/ladke ko ek tak takna aur jab wo ek baar galti se hume dekh le to use
attitude dikhana.

- Apne parents k per (feets) na chue but jab kisi dost k parents aa jaye to sabse pehle aage badhkar unke per (feets) choona.

- Kisi ladki/ladka se apne crush ka ya pyar ka izhaar na karna aur apne aap ko FOSLA group me shaamil karna.

- Jab apne kisi dost ko koi particular cheez na mile to use yeh kar dilasa dena "Chodna yaar,
wo cheez tere liye thi nahin....tu is se acchi cheez deserve karta he" aur jab koi cheez khud ko na mile to mann hi mann us cheez k liye tadapna.

- Apne gang me hamesha kisi ek dost ki lena aur agar us dost ko koi problem ho jaye to us
problem ko solve karne me apni jee jaan ek kar dena.

- Dhabe pe beth kar child labour pe discussion karna aur tabhi saath me kehna "Oye chotu, 4
chai de de yaar".

- Indian cricket team match haar jaye to poori Indian cricket team to goli se udaane ki baat
karna lekin jab team match jeet jaye to unhi k liye pagalo ki tarah sadak pe naachna.

- Paani hamesha direct bottle se peena aur kehna "Yaar jo maza paani bottle se direct peene me
aata he wo maza glass se peene me kahan."

- Apni girlfriend se jayada apni bike ko pyaar karna.

- Apne favourite Actor ki picture lagi ho to Multiplex me baar baar band darwaze ki taraf dekhna aur uske khoolne ka intezaar karna.

- Traffic police waalon ko hamesha gaaliyan dena aur jab khud pakde jaaye to unhe Sir Sir bol
ke izzat dena aur rishwat dena.

- Apna koi dost jab chod kar jaa raha ho to use Good Bye ya Have a safe journey na kehna balki
use kehna "Beta tu nikal le ab yahan se...aur rukega to pitega aur phir yahi rahega".

- Hostel me ghoom ghoom kar Hero banke sabko koi subject padhana aur phir usi subject me khud back pana.

- Group me beth kar kisi ladki/ladke k baare me discussion karna aur wohi ladki/ladka apne
group k kisi ek memeber se baat kar le to phir us group member ki m** be**n ek karna.

- Apne desh me hote hue bhi Aapas me English me baat karna (although I am also writing it in English :)).

- Hamesha cool banna lekin jab ladai ho ya Gussa aaye to Jangal k sher ki tarah dahadna.

- Kisi ek lane me traffic jam lag jaye to bina soche samjhe sabko smartness dikhate hue wrong side me ghoos jana.

I believe there are plenty of such more points which can be metioned here. I hope you must have came across in your life with above mentioned points.

Anything (Kuch Bhi)

Some times English word “Anything” becomes most confusing specially when you ask your friend or partner about some thing and they just reply anything which is most annoying answer at that time.

Some of the such situations are:

Restaurant:What should we have for dinner?

Anything (Kuch Bhi) .

Deserts:Which Ice cream do you want to have?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

Relation:We are going first time to his house, what should we take for him?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

Shopping:Which type of jeans do you prefer to wear, Straight fit, narrow fit,Low waist?

Anything (Kuch Bhi). No particular type.

Television:Do you want to watch any specific channel?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

Cake Shop: Which one you want to have?

Anything (Kuch Bhi).

 

and the worst situation comes when this word anytime get transformed in to anywhere and anytime like:-

Where we should go to have fun?

Anywhere (Kahin bhi).

Okay, but at what time?

Anytime (Kisi bhi time).

We can see such more examples from daily life. At that time you may get annoyed but later on when we think about it than we realize that these words comes out when the person who is asked some thing himself is not so sure or don’t know about the things. At that time these words comes like Anything. :)

Happy Independence Day

Let's remember the sacrifice given by great people who brought this independence to us, Let's start giving value to that sacrifice and Let's make India to that India which our great leaders has dreamed.

Happy Independence Day.

On My 26th Birthday..

• The day was Monday and it was not a regular Monday. It was a Holy Monday which is devoted to Lord Shiva and Parvati (Savan ka Somwar).
• Sun was shining high with cool breeze, the day was good.
• I completed my 26 years of life.
• Got Birthday Bumps from friends.
• I had a very delicious Fruit cake and French White Wine.
• Got Telephonic calls from some unexpected and did  not get call from some expected.
• Got The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown as my birth day gift from my Bro.
• Got 62 Birth day wishing posts on my social networking pages.
• Got Birthday wishing sms from my cell phone service provider, from the store where I usually do shopping, from one of the IT MNC where I have registered my self, From a restaurant. (I think they all are following CRM policies).
• I was missing mysteriously for 2.5 hrs.
• I was missing some of my friends who are no longer near by me.
• I was thinking about the life of past 26 years and the life of next 26 years.
• I was thinking about some of the responsibilities which may come to my shoulders in a year or two.
• I was thinking about the one who is still hidden from me in some part of this small world.
• I was trying to figure out what I have become in these 26 years.
• I enjoyed dinner with friends and a movie SALT (which was pathetic).

I was thinking too much…